Million Dollar Second

You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.

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A man was wandering in the woods pondering all the questions of life, the universe, and his own personal problems. The man could not find any answers so he sought help from God.

"God!? God?! Are you there God?!", he shouted.

God responded, "What is it my son?"

"I have a few questions, mind if I ask?"

"Go right ahead, my son - ask anything," God said.

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God said, "a million years to me is only a second."

"Hmmm", he wondered. Then he asked again, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

God said, "A million dollars to me is only worth a penny."

The man lifted his eyebrows and proceeded to ask a final question. "God can I have a penny?"

And God cheerfully said, "Sure!!.....in a second."