Jokes: George Carlin's New Rules

Today I dialed a wrong number....The other side said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?" They said," Uh, I don't think so...He's only two months old." I said, "I'll wait..."

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I thought only Bill Maher was doing New Rules but apparently George Carlin is too: