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-I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke free
-A diversified multicultural post modern deconstructionist,
-Politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
-I've been up linked and downloaded, inputted and outsourced
-I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading
-I'm a high tech low life, a cutting edge, state of the art, bi coastal
-Multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
-I'm new wave but I'm old school, my inner child is outward bound
-I'm a hot wired, heat seeking, warm hearted, cool customer
-I'm voice activated and bio degradable.
-I interface to my database, my database is in cyberspace
-So I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive!
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-Behind the 8 ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave,
-Dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope.
-I'm on point, on task, on message and off drugs.
-I got no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purge
-I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top but under the radar.
-A high concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary
-A street wise smart bomb, a top gun bottom feeder.
-I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps
-I'm a totally ongoing, big foot, slam dunk rain maker with a proactive outreach.
-A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic, out of rehab and in denial
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-I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper
-A personal assistant and a personal agenda
-You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down
-Because I'm tireless and I'm wireless, I'm an alpha male on beta blockers.
-I'm a non-believer and an over achiever, laid back but fashion forward
-Up front, down home, low rent and high maintenance
-Super sized, long lasting, high definition
-Fast acting, oven ready and built to last
-I'm a hands on, foot loose, knee jerk, head case
-Prematurely, post traumatic and I have a love child who sends me hate mail!
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-But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing
-A supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary care giver
-My output is down but my income is up
-I take a short position on a long bond
-My revenue stream has it's own cash flow
-I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports
-I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly and lactose intolerant.
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-I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F word in my email
-And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn
-I bought a microwave at a mini mall, I bought a minivan in a mega store
-I eat fast food in the slow lane.
-I'm toll free, bite sized, ready to wear and I come in all sizes.
-A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven
-Scientifically formulated, medical miracle.
-I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved,
-Pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed
-And I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
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-I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal,
-Lean and mean, cocked, locked and ready to rock
-Rough, tough and hard to bluff.
-I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide
-I got glide in my stride.
-Driving and moving, sailing and spinning
-Jiving and grooving, wailing and women
-I don't snooze so I don't loose
-I keep the pedal to the medal and the rubber on the road
-I party hardy and lunchtime is crunch time.
-I'm hanging in, there ain't no doubt
-And I'm hanging tough, over and out.
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-George Carlin - 1956 - 2008
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