Jokes: You know you've been on the computer too
long when ...
- When you are counting objects, you go
"0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D...".
- When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32
bits.
- When your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and
come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her
for for omitting the else clause.
- When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to
the next page.
- When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys
/dev/pockets"
- When you look for your homework using: "grep homework
/dev/backpack"
- When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up
the phone and start dialling an IP number...
- When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the
floor you want
- When not only do you check your email more often than your paper
mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your
postal one.
- When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're
doing the math in octal.
- When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
- You're writing a homework assignment, and get the end of the line
in the middle of a sentence, tack on a '\', and continue writing on
the next line.
- You try to sleep, and think ... "telnet xxx.dreams.heaven"