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16 <div class="heading">
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17 <h1 class="centered">Taglines</h1>
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22 navigation_bar ("yes");
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27 <p>I like those funny one liners. You've probably seen many <i>Jokes
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28 lists</i> emailed from friends and family before. I collect
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31 <p>At some point I had found a Perl script to generate a random
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32 funny line from a list kept in a datafile. Later I found <a
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33 href="http://tagzilla.mozdev.org/">Tagzilla</a> which works in
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34 conjunction with <a href="http://mozilla.org">Mozilla</a> (and <a
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35 href="http://www.mozilla.org/products/thunderbird/">Thunderbird</a>,
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36 which is what I use) to tack on a <i>tagline</i> to and outgoing
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37 email or news posting.</p>
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39 <p>Now I've organized my taglines in to a Tagzilla file
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40 format. Tagzilla also allows you to simply highlite a tagline that
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41 you see in email or on a web page and easily <i>steal</i> it into
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42 your Tagzilla file. Thus my taglines will grow over time. I also
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43 rewrote the Perl script to a PHP script called oneliner.php. It's
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44 what generates the oneliner's that you see on my site. For
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48 <?php oneliner ("no")?>
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51 <p>So when I steal a tagline it's automatically eligible to be
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52 selected by the PHP script and my website. A simple parameterization
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53 allows me to dump all my taglines here:</p>
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