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17 <h1 class="centered">Humor</h1>
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26 <p>Here's a list of jokes or other things I've found amusing:</p>
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29 <li><a href="taglines.php">List of funny tag lines</a></li>
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31 <li><a href="StevenWright.php">Steven Wright One Liners</a></li>
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33 <li><a href="TheEvolutionOfSocialSoftware.php">The Evolution of
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34 Social Software</a></li>
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36 <li><a href="AnswerToAllYourQuestions.php">The answer to all your
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39 <li><a href="TicketPlease.php">Ticket Please</a></li>
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41 <li><a href="OdeToSpellChecker.php">Ode to Spell Checker</a></li>
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43 <li><a href="CrazyLanguage.php">The Crazy English
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46 <li><a href="InterestingAndTrue.php">Interesting and True
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49 <li><a href="MillionDollarSecond.php">Million Dollar
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52 <li><a href="Worklog.php">What's a Sys Admin to do?</a></li>
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54 <li><a href="ComputerTooLong.php">You know you've been on the
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55 computer too long when...</a></li>
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57 <li><a href="Prostitute.php">Prostitute or Protestant</a></li>
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59 <li><a href="110Percent.php">Why giving more than 100% is better</a></li>
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61 <li><a href="Plan4ImprovementOfEnglishSpelling.php">Plan for
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62 Improvement of English Spelling</a></li>
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64 <li><a href="CatholicSchool.php">Catholic School</a></li>
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66 <li><a href="ICutICut.php">I cut, I cut!</a></li>
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68 <li><a href="TrainSet.php">Train Set</a></li>
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70 <li><a href="WelcomeAtChurch.php">Welcome At Church</a></li>
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72 <li><a href="YouKnowYoureCalifornian.php">You Know You're From California If...</a></li>
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74 <li><a href="ManagementTrainee.php">Management Training</a></li>
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76 <li><a href="WheresTheAmerican.php">Where's the American?</a></li>
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78 <li><a href="50bucks.php">Fifty bucks is Fifty bucks!</a></li>
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80 <li><a href="RulesForWomen.php">Rules for Women</a></li>
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82 <li><a href="FeministProtest.php">Feminist Protest</a></li>
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84 <li><a href="GeorgesNewRules.php">George Carlin's New Rules</a></li>
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86 <li><a href="PastorsAss.php">The Pastor and the Donkey</a></li>
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88 <li><a href="OldLady.php">The Old lady and the Speeding Ticket</a></li>
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90 <li><a href="Teach.php">Kid's are Quick</a></li>
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92 <li><a href="GodlyGame.php">The Godly Game</a></li>
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94 <li><a href="NoLawyersInHeaven.php">No Lawyers in Heaven</a></li>
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96 <li><a href="EarlyDismissal.php">Early Dismissal</a></li>
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98 <li><a href="SlappingRobot.php">Slapping Robot</a></li>
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