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17 <h1 class="centered">Jokes: You know you're from California if....</h1>
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26 <p>So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes,
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27 you know you're from California if:</p>
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30 <li>Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.</li>
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32 <li>You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.</li>
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34 <li>You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
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35 conversation in English.</li>
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37 <li>Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring,
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38 and is named Flower.</li>
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40 <li>You can't remember . . is pot illegal?</li>
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42 <li>You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
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45 <li>You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans
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46 are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
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49 <li>A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.</li>
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51 <li>Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the
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54 <li>Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
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55 baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really
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56 <b>is</b> George Clooney.
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58 <li>Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.</li>
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60 <li>It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every
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61 news station: <b><i>Storm Watch</i></b>.</li>
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63 <li>You pass an elementary school playground and the children
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64 are all busy with their cells or pagers.</li>
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66 <li>It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work
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67 an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.</li>
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69 <li>Both you <b>and</b> your dog have therapists.</li>
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71 <li><i>The Terminator</i> <b>is</b> your governor.</li>
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73 <li>If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license.
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74 If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.</li>
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