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17 <h1 class="centered">Jokes: Kids are Quick</h1>
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28 <p><font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: Maria, go to the map and
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29 find North America.<br>
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31 <font color=red><b>Maria</b></font>: Here it is.<br>
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33 <font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: Correct. Now class, who
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34 discovered America?<br>
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36 <font color=green><b>Class</b></font>: Maria.
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40 <p><font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: Why are you late,
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43 <font color=red><b>Frank</b></font>: Because of the sign.<br>
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45 <font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: What sign?<br>
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47 <font color=red><b>Frank</b></font>: The one that says, "School
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48 Ahead, Go Slow."<br>
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52 <p><font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: John, why are you doing
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53 your math multiplication on the floor?<br>
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55 <font color=red><b>John</b></font>: You told me to do it without
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61 <p><font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: Glenn, how do you spell
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64 <font color=red><b>Glenn</b></font>: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L<br>
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66 <font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: No, that's wrong<br>
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68 <font color=red><b>Glenn</b></font>: Maybe it is wrong, but you
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69 asked me how I spell it.<br>
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73 <p><font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: Donald, what is the
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74 chemical formula for water?<br>
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76 <font color=red><b>Donald</b></font>: H I J K L M N O.<br>
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78 <font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: What are you talking
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81 <font color=red><b>Donald</b></font>: Yesterday you said it's H to
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86 <font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: Winnie, name one important
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87 thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.<br>
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89 <font color=red><b>Winnie</b></font>: Me!<br>
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93 <p><font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: Goss, why do you always
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96 <font color=red><b>Goss</b></font>: Well, I'm a lot closer to the
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97 ground than you are.<br>
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101 <p><font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: Millie, give me a
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102 sentence starting with "I".<br>
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104 <font color=red><b>Millie</b></font>: I is...<br>
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106 <font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: No, Millie..... Always say,
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109 <font color=red><b>Millie</b></font>: All right... "I am the ninth
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110 letter of the alphabet".<br>
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114 <p><font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: George Washington not
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115 only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted
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116 it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?<br>
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118 <font color=red><b>Louis</b></font>: Because George still had the
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119 axe in his hand.<br>
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123 <p><font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: Now, Simon, tell me
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124 frankly, do you say prayers before eating?<br>
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126 <font color=red><b>Simon</b></font>: No sir, I don't have to, my
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127 Mum is a good cook.<br>
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131 <p><font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: Clyde, your composition
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132 on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy
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135 <font color=red><b>Clyde</b></font>: No, teacher, it's the same
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140 <p><font color=blue><b>Teacher</b></font>: Harold, what do you call
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141 a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
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144 <font color=red><b>Harold</b></font>: A teacher.<br>
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