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17 <h1 class="centered">Jokes: Slappting Robot</h1>
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26 <p>My father bought a robot that will slap anybody who lies
27 and wanted to test it at dinner:</p>
29 <b>Dad</b>: Son, where were you during school?<br>
30 <b>Son</b>: School<br>
32 <i>The robot slaps the son</i><br>
34 <b>Son</b>: Okay, I saw a movie with friends<br>
35 <b>Dad</b>: What movie?<br>
36 <b>Son</b>: Kung Fu Panda<br>
38 <i>The robot slaps the son</i><br>
40 <b>Son</b>: Okay! It was porn<br>
41 <b>Dad</b>: What?! At your age I did not know about porn!<br>
43 <i>The robot slaps the dad</i><br>
45 <b>Mother</b>: Ha ha ha, after all he is your son<br>
47 <i>The robot slaps the mother</i><br>