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17 <h1 class="centered">Jokes: Prostitute or Protestant?</h1>
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26 <p>The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her
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27 young charges and she asked them what they wanted to be when they
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30 <p>A twelve year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute."</p>
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32 <p>The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When they
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33 revived her, she raised her head from the ground and gasped, "What
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36 <p>The young girl shrugged. "I said I want to be a prostitute."</p>
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38 <p>"A prostitute!" the Mother Superior said. "Oh, praise Sweet
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39 Jesus! I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant."</p>
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