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17 <h1 class="centered">Jokes: Plan for Improvement of English Spelling</h1>
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18 <h3 class="centered">Dedicated to users of Instant Messaging Programs</h3>
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27 <p>Here is a plan on how to make the English Language more consistent</p>
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29 <p>For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped
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30 to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no
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31 longer be part of the alphabet.</p>
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33 <p>The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch"
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34 formation, which will be dealt with later.</p>
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36 <p>Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would
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37 take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y"
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38 replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse
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41 <p>Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear
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42 with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears
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43 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist
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46 <p>Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi
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47 ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the
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48 maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th"
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51 <p>Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev
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52 a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking
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