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17 <h1 class="centered">Jokes: The Old Lady and the Speeding Ticket</h1>
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26 <p>An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...</p>
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28 <p><b>Older Woman</b>: Is there a problem, Officer?</p>
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30 <p><b>Officer</b>: Ma'am, you were speeding.</p>
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32 <p><b>Older Woman</b>: Oh, I see.</p>
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34 <p><b>Officer</b>: Can I see your license please?</p>
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36 <p><b>Older Woman</b>: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.</p>
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38 <p><b>Officer</b>: Don't have one?</p>
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40 <p><b>Older Woman</b>: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.</p>
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42 <p><b>Officer</b>: I see....Can I see your vehicle registration
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45 <p><b>Older Woman</b>: I can't do that.</p>
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47 <p><b>Officer</b>: Why not?</p>
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49 <p><b>Older Woman</b>: I stole this car.</p>
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51 <p><b>Officer</b>: Stole it?</p>
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53 <p><b>Older Woman</b>: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.</p>
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55 <p><b>Officer</b>: You what?</p>
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57 <p>Older Woman</b>: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk
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58 if you want to see.</p>
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60 <p>The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car
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61 and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.
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62 A senior officer slowly approaches the! car, clasping his half drawn
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65 <p><b>Officer 2</b>: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
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66 please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.</p>
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68 <p><b>Older woman</b>: Is there a problem sir?</p>
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70 <p><b>Officer 2</b>: One of my officers told me that you have stolen
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71 this car and murdered the owner.</p>
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73 <p><b>Older Woman</b>: Murdered the owner?</p>
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75 <p><b>Officer 2</b>: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car,
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78 <p>The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.</p>
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80 <p><b>Officer 2</b>: Is this your car, ma'am?</p>
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82 <p><b>Older Woman</b>: Yes, here are the registration papers. The
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83 officer is quite stunned.</p>
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85 <p><b>Officer 2</b>: One of my officers claims that you do not have
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86 a driving license.</p>
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88 <p>The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
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89 hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks
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92 <p><b>Officer 2</b>: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you
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93 didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered
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94 and hacked up the owner.</p>
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96 <p><b>Older Woman</b>: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.</p>
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99 <p><b>Moral: Don't mess with little old ladies!</p>
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