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17 <h1 class="centered">Ode to Spell Checker</h1>
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26 <p>Eye halve a spelling chequer.<br>
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27 It came with my pea sea.<br>
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28 It plainly marques four my revue<br>
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29 Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.<br>
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30 Eye strike a key and type a word<br>
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31 And weight four it two say<br>
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32 Weather eye am wrong oar write<br>
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33 It shows me strait a weigh.</p>
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35 <p>As soon as a mist ache is maid<br>
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36 It nose bee fore two long<br>
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37 And Eye can put the error rite<br>
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38 Its rare lea ever wrong.<br>
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39 Eye have run this poem threw<br>
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40 I am shore your pleased two no<br>
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41 Its letter perfect awl the weigh<br>
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42 My chequer tolled me sew.</p>
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44 <p>Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl mistakes!</p>
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