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17 <h1 class="centered">Jokes: You know you've been on the computer too
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29 <li>When you are counting objects, you go
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30 "0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D...".</li>
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32 <li>When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32
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35 <li>When your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and
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36 come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her
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37 for for omitting the else clause.</li>
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39 <li>When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to
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42 <li>When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys
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45 <li>When you look for your homework using: "grep homework
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48 <li>When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up
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49 the phone and start dialling an IP number...</li>
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51 <li>When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the
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54 <li>When not only do you check your email more often than your paper
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55 mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your
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58 <li>When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're
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59 doing the math in octal.</li>
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61 <li>When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.</li>
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63 <li>You're writing a homework assignment, and get the end of the line
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64 in the middle of a sentence, tack on a '\', and continue writing on
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67 <li>You try to sleep, and think ... "telnet xxx.dreams.heaven"</li>
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