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  17   <h1 class="centered">Why giving more than 100% is better</h1>\r
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  26   <h2>Why giving more than 100% is better</h2>\r
  27 \r
  28   <p>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:</p>\r
  29 \r
  30   <p>What makes 100%? What does it mean to give <b>more</b> than 100%? Ever\r
  31   wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We\r
  32   have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over\r
  33   100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?</p>\r
  34 \r
  35   <p>Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer\r
  36   these questions:</p>\r
  37 \r
  38   <p>If:</p>\r
  39 \r
  40   <table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2">\r
  41     <tbody>\r
  42       <tr>\r
  43        <th>A</th>\r
  44         <th>B</th>\r
  45         <th>C</th>\r
  46         <th>D</th>\r
  47         <th>E</th>\r
  48         <th>F</th>\r
  49         <th>G</th>\r
  50         <th>H</th>\r
  51         <th>I</th>\r
  52         <th>J</th>\r
  53         <th>K</th>\r
  54         <th>L</th>\r
  55         <th>M</th>\r
  56         <th>N</th>\r
  57         <th>O</th>\r
  58         <th>P</th>\r
  59         <th>Q</th>\r
  60         <th>R</th>\r
  61         <th>S</th>\r
  62         <th>T</th>\r
  63         <th>U</th>\r
  64         <th>V</th>\r
  65         <th>W</th>\r
  66         <th>X</th>\r
  67         <th>Y</th>\r
  68         <th>Z</th>\r
  69       </tr>\r
  70       <tr>\r
  71         <td>1</td>\r
  72         <td>2</td>\r
  73         <td>3</td>\r
  74         <td>4</td>\r
  75         <td>5</td>\r
  76         <td>6</td>\r
  77         <td>7</td>\r
  78         <td>8</td>\r
  79         <td>9</td>\r
  80         <td>10</td>\r
  81         <td>11</td>\r
  82         <td>12</td>\r
  83         <td>13</td>\r
  84         <td>14</td>\r
  85         <td>15</td>\r
  86         <td>16</td>\r
  87         <td>17</td>\r
  88         <td>18</td>\r
  89         <td>19</td>\r
  90         <td>20</td>\r
  91         <td>21</td>\r
  92         <td>22</td>\r
  93         <td>23</td>\r
  94         <td>24</td>\r
  95         <td>25</td>\r
  96         <td>26</td>\r
  97       </tr>\r
  98     </tbody>\r
  99   </table>\r
 100 \r
 101   <p>Then:</p>\r
 102 \r
 103   <table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2">\r
 104     <tbody>\r
 105       <tr>\r
 106         <th>H</th>\r
 107         <th>A</th>\r
 108         <th>R</th>\r
 109         <th>D</th>\r
 110         <th>W</th>\r
 111         <th>O</th>\r
 112         <th>R</th>\r
 113         <th>K</th>\r
 114         <th>&nbsp;</th>\r
 115         <th>%</th>\r
 116       </tr>\r
 117       <tr>\r
 118         <td>8</td>\r
 119         <td>1</td>\r
 120         <td>18</td>\r
 121         <td>4</td>\r
 122         <td>23</td>\r
 123         <td>15</td>\r
 124         <td>18</td>\r
 125         <td>11</td>\r
 126         <td>=</td>\r
 127         <td>98%</td>\r
 128       </tr>\r
 129     </tbody>\r
 130   </table>\r
 131 \r
 132    <p>and</p>\r
 133 \r
 134   <table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2">\r
 135     <tbody>\r
 136       <tr>\r
 137         <th>K</th>\r
 138         <th>N</th>\r
 139         <th>O</th>\r
 140         <th>W</th>\r
 141         <th>L</th>\r
 142         <th>E</th>\r
 143         <th>D</th>\r
 144         <th>G</th>\r
 145         <th>E</th>\r
 146         <th>&nbsp;</th>\r
 147         <th>%</th>\r
 148       </tr>\r
 149       <tr>\r
 150         <td>11</td>\r
 151         <td>14</td>\r
 152         <td>15</td>\r
 153         <td>23</td>\r
 154         <td>12</td>\r
 155         <td>5</td>\r
 156         <td>4</td>\r
 157         <td>7</td>\r
 158         <td>5</td>\r
 159         <td>=</td>\r
 160         <td>96%</td>\r
 161       </tr>\r
 162     </tbody>\r
 163   </table>\r
 164 \r
 165    <p>But,</p>\r
 166 \r
 167   <table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2">\r
 168     <tbody>\r
 169       <tr>\r
 170         <th>A</th>\r
 171         <th>T</th>\r
 172         <th>T</th>\r
 173         <th>I</th>\r
 174         <th>T</th>\r
 175         <th>U</th>\r
 176         <th>D</th>\r
 177         <th>E</th>\r
 178         <th>&nbsp;</th>\r
 179         <th>%</th>\r
 180       </tr>\r
 181       <tr>\r
 182         <td>1</td>\r
 183         <td>20</td>\r
 184         <td>20</td>\r
 185         <td>9</td>\r
 186         <td>20</td>\r
 187         <td>21</td>\r
 188         <td>4</td>\r
 189         <td>5</td>\r
 190         <td>=</td>\r
 191         <td>100%</td>\r
 192       </tr>\r
 193     </tbody>\r
 194   </table>\r
 195 \r
 196    <p>And,</p>\r
 197 \r
 198   <table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2">\r
 199     <tbody>\r
 200       <tr>\r
 201         <th>B</th>\r
 202         <th>U</th>\r
 203         <th>L</th>\r
 204         <th>L</th>\r
 205         <th>S</th>\r
 206         <th>H</th>\r
 207         <th>I</th>\r
 208         <th>T</th>\r
 209         <th>&nbsp;</th>\r
 210         <th>%</th>\r
 211       </tr>\r
 212       <tr>\r
 213         <td>2</td>\r
 214         <td>21</td>\r
 215         <td>12</td>\r
 216         <td>12</td>\r
 217         <td>19</td>\r
 218         <td>8</td>\r
 219         <td>9</td>\r
 220         <td>20</td>\r
 221         <td>=</td>\r
 222         <td>103%</td>\r
 223       </tr>\r
 224     </tbody>\r
 225   </table>\r
 226 \r
 227    <p>AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.</p>\r
 228 \r
 229   <table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2">\r
 230     <tbody>\r
 231       <tr>\r
 232         <th>A</th>\r
 233         <th>S</th>\r
 234         <th>S</th>\r
 235         <th>K</th>\r
 236         <th>I</th>\r
 237         <th>S</th>\r
 238         <th>S</th>\r
 239         <th>I</th>\r
 240         <th>N</th>\r
 241         <th>G</th>\r
 242         <th>&nbsp;</th>\r
 243         <th>%</th>\r
 244       </tr>\r
 245       <tr>\r
 246         <td>1</td>\r
 247         <td>19</td>\r
 248         <td>19</td>\r
 249         <td>11</td>\r
 250         <td>9</td>\r
 251         <td>19</td>\r
 252         <td>19</td>\r
 253         <td>9</td>\r
 254         <td>14</td>\r
 255         <td>7</td>\r
 256         <td>=</td>\r
 257         <td>118%</td>\r
 258       </tr>\r
 259     </tbody>\r
 260   </table>\r
 261 \r
 262    <p>So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While\r
 263    <b>HARDWORK</b> and <b>KNOWLEDGE</b> will get you close, and\r
 264    <b>ATTITUDE</b> will get you there, it is the <b>BULLSHIT</b> and\r
 265    <b>ASSKISSING</b> that will put you over the top.</p>\r
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