1 {ttile:Merry Christmas from the Family}
2 {subtitle:Montgomery Gentry}
7 [G]Mom got drunk and [C]Dad got drunk
8 [G]At a Christmas [C]party
9 [G]We were drinking [Em]champaigne punch and
12 Little sister brought her new boyfriend
14 We didn't know what to think of him
15 Until he sang Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
17 Brother Ken brought his kids with him
18 The three from his first wife Gwen
19 And the to identical twins
20 From his second wife Mary Nell
22 Of course he brought his new wife Kay
23 Who talks all about AA
24 Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, noel
29 [D]Carved the turkey turn the ball game on
30 [C]There's margaritas when the eggnog's gone
31 [D]Send somebody to the Quickpac store
32 [C]We need some ice and it's bitchin cold
33 [D]A can of bean dip and (?) rice
34 [C]A box of Pampers and some Marbolo lights
35 [G]Hallalua[F#D]h every[Em]body say Jeez
36 [C]Merry Christmas from the [D]family
38 Fran and Rita drove from Harlangine(?)
39 I can't remember how I'm kin to them
40 But when the tried to put their motorhome in
41 They blew our Christmas lights
43 Cousin David knew just what went wrong
44 So we all waited out on our front lawn
45 He threw the breaker and the lights came on
46 And we sang Silent Night, Silent Night
50 Carved the turkey turn the ball game on
51 Bloody Marys cause we all want one!
52 Send somebody to the Stop and Go
53 We need some cellery and a can of fake snow
54 A bag of lemons and some diet Sprite
55 A box of Midol for say low life(?)
56 Hallaluah everybody say Jeez
57 Merry Christmas from the family